full of moxie and viscosity

UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER DAY!
indeed, today was one.
also, just wanted to vent a little something, since this is my blog and i get to say whatever the hell i want to on it:

I do not like people who say that they are a certain way when really, they are just that way towards two or three people in their lives. If you think you're hyper aware, or that you really listen to people, or that you truly think of others' well beings, and want to tell me about it, STOP FOR A MINUTE.

Are you that way towards everyone? Or just towards people you like? Or just towards people you're dating? Because I am so annoyed with that dichotomous expression of ones social genius.

First of all, have a little modesty.
Secondly, if you are GOING to toot your own horn, make sure you have reason.

I'm a huge fan of toot-tooting my way around. I do it all the time. But I do it because I'm pumped about something, or so sure of myself that it's almost making fun of it by mentioning it.

So let's go over this one more time: If you are good at something, or have a good quality, relish it, love it, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. It's so much more effective that way. If you absolutely MUST mention it, please make sure that it is truly a characteristic of yours and not just something you SOOOOMETIMES do. Thank you.