full of moxie and viscosity

In discussion with an old flame in regard to his now-tiny part in my novel, this conversation ensued:

Male: i mean i think you could write a whole chapter on it
Male: maybe even a series of books
LaRareza: [my time with you] was intense.
LaRareza: but it doesn't really fit inside this story, not as much as it could.
Male: that's fair
LaRareza: i have a ton of writing on it. probably 20 pages.
Male: you wanna hear my favorite biggie line of all time?
Male: kinda appropriate
LaRareza: yes please.
Male: "I like my girls thick, round hips and fat asses... educated, so i can bust off on they glasses"

That is SO appropriate.