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When it comes right down to it, girls are crazy and complicated and boys are assholes and simple. I think.

Honestly, think about it. I rather despise generalizations, but this one makes sense to me for most of the people I know. The majority of girls, though, tend to get a little bit crazy (the jealous, irrational kind of crazy) and guys tend to be assholes (the self-serving, horny kind of asshole). Not to say that guys can't be jealous and irrational and not to say that girls can't be horny or self-serving. However, when there are issues in a relationship, I believe that girls tend to go crazy and guys tend to cheat, so girls get more jealous which makes the guys want to be more self-serving which makes the girls irrational.