full of moxie and viscosity

I've had the one night stand
I've had the two night stand
Sheeeyat, I've had the three night stand
The Friends With Benefits
The "Oops, we love each other, now RUN!"
The Spiritual Intertwining of Two Souls in the Night
The Go-to Booty Call
The E-mail Infatuation
The Forbidden Love
The Long Distance
The Phone Sex
The Long Distance Phone Sex
The Intellectual Intercourse
The Coworker
The TA
The Freshman
The Rebounder
The Older Man
The Guy With the Girlfriend
The Heartbreaker
The Woman


I've had so much, but when I fall asleep at night, I feel like I missed out, somehow.

(Bonus Points... email me at rachelroellke@hotmail.com with the names of the above people... and you'll get a special prize!!)