full of moxie and viscosity

I'm in Vegas with all of my high school friends. I have brought with me a random Internet date who ends up being from San Diego. I don't think he's attractive. He has frosted tips in his hair. We all sit down to dinner and fall asleep. I wake up at 3:50 and remember that I have to leave at 6:00. I go into the dining room where the table has turned into a long bed and take Mary Ellyson's place at the table next to Kern. As I try to fall asleep, I nestle into his crook. He starts kissing my neck and shoulders. He turns into Bruno Pitton. Then I start waking people up because it's time to go out (we are similar to Sex and the City at this point somehow) and we all start getting ready. I have a huge, beautiful hotel room but the doors are open to the rest of the hotel and some strange men come in. A woman brings me a cord for my laptop that is half as long as the cord had been before. I am reminded that Bruno is married to Mary Steenbergen. I read the back of the novel they co-wrote and it says that Bruno is going to stay with her until she dies. At least. I go into Lily's room and she's written an outline of a postcard she wants to write to someone. I'm there under "RR" and then it says "liberation, picking?" and a picture of a heart. I touch Mary Ellyson's face and say that it's wan, but i pronounce it wahn instead of wayan and Jenny Cole corrects me. I also tell her that I mispronounce assuage all the time as assuahge instead of assuayage.